Jorge no esta aqui!

I really really really need Jorge to communicate to his friends and family that he has changed his phone number because they all keep calling me.  And none of them believe that his old number is my new number.  Here's a conversation I had today with one of Jorge's loved ones:

"Hello, is this Jorge?"
"Ah no.  This is no longer his phone number."
"Really?  Is this your number now?  Who is this?"
"Yes, this is my new number and no longer Jorge's number."
"How long has this been your number?"
"About 4 weeks."
"Really, cause I talked to Jorge on this number last week."
"Ah no, sorry.  This is no longer his number."
"This is 4-2-5..., right?"
"Yep.  And this is no longer Jorge's number, it's mine.  Please try to contact him another way."
"Really?  Are you sure?"
"YES."

I've also answered a couple texts in Espanol over the past couple weeks as well.  The text people were nice and didn't question me like all the callers.  Come on Jorge!  Help a sister out!

P.S.  Guess what happens tomorrow??  DEADLIEST CATCH - woo woo!! 
Let me just paint a really pitiful picture for you.  Me, in an empty living room (they deliver my couch on Saturday), sitting in a single Ikea folding chair, so excited I can't sit still - like a school girl, yelling and talking to my TV at 9pm at night - ALL ALONE.  I might need to set up a video camera cause it's gonna be pretty comical.